Can someone please give him an award?…
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Got Your Money {Working Title} [Pre-Kurtbastian]
This is the beginning of that “Dating auction!Kurtbastian” I mentioned.
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“I’m not really comfortable with this.”
“Why?” Blaine smiled and patted Kurt’s cheek. “You look fine.”
Well this looks interesting =)
You’re The Only One Who Knows Me [Pre-Kurtofsky]
So yeah that idea I had about physical therapist Kurt and injured athlete Dave?
Oops.
This happened.
(Very short prologue.)
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“Mr. Hummel? A new client is on line three, they say it’s urgent.”
Yes! Please keep writing this =)
You’re The Only One Who Knows Me [Pre-Kurtofsky] {2}
Whoops there’s more I guess I don’t know what happened I just love them talking okay here read.
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“Mr. Hummel, you’re late.”
“That’s a gross understatement Veronica, but the thought is appreciated.”
Actually, this is a more accurate description of what I think Boris did
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Well, see, I had to reason with him for awhile because I really wanted to keep him and he felt himself unworthy of Max’s ownership. The relationship just wouldn’t have worked out, so the parting was a little awkward for both of us. I was sad and Boris, was, well…somewhere between wanton whore and undeserving.
But then later before the movie started Janelle and I were talking and then we looked over at where Max was getting ready to leave and he was talking to someone and he had Boris tucked under his forearm like a little girl taking her doll to bed. XD
That’s when Boris had all the orgasms.
Ohmygod that is so adorable I cannot even. I am that .gif right now akldsfjlsfkslfkjsfkljdkfsdgffklkjljlqjfleafosdfj
I bet Boris is in heaven right now. Lucky bitch.
Are you having empty nest syndrome yet or just happy he’s in very good…big…strong….sexy…ehm, hands?
XD I wouldn’t have trusted him with anyone else and, to be completely honest, it’s kind of nice not to have to schlep him around in my purse anymore.
True dat, true dat.
Well, good.
And I still can’t get an image out of my mind of Max carrying him out, that is too fucking cute alkjflsfklsjflkjfladf k
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